Original Air Date January 28, 2005

Kevin Smith did a small interview segment from The Sundance Film Festival 2005, Park City, Utah

The Clip in Real Video is HERE

The Transcript was done by LucianaMalfoy

Kevin Smith interviews several people including Tom Arnold, Joe Pantoliano, and Maggie Gyllenhaal, then comes Jason Isaacs.

Jason is wearing a black leather jacket over a black zipped up shirt and a blue shirt beneath that. Hair is slightly longer and looking good. He’s chewing gum and holding a cup in his hand.

KEVIN SMITH- We’re talking to Jason Isaacs, from like “The Patriot” (Jason makes a face)

 from the “Harry Potter” flicks (Jason nods), and what else? What are you here to pimp?

JASON ISAACS- I’m here, I made two films. One’s called “Nine Lives” and one’s called “Chumscrubber”.

KEVIN SMITH- What’s the second one?

JASON ISAACS- Starts laughing, That’s what everybody says. It’s called “Chumscrubber”.

KEVIN SMITH- Is it a gay film?

(Audience laughs)

JASON ISAACS- Laughs, No, it’s not. It’s not a porno.

KEVIN SMITH- Smiles, Chumscrubber sounds like a gay film.

JASON ISAACS- Smiling. It sounds extremely rude, it’s not.

KEVIN SMITH- Hit me with a little bit of ass-kissing.

JASON ISAACS- Here’s a phrase that I don’t understand when I go to Hollywood. Looks around. People keep saying, you know, they’ll say something flashy, and they go, puts his hands up defensively and speaks with an American accent,

‘and I’m not just blowing smoke up your ass’. And I don’t really understand why anybody would want smoke blowing up their ass. Smiles. Because it seems to me that would be something you would pay to have not done to you. (Audience starts laughing) So I just don’t understand.

KEVIN SMITH- I believe the whole smoke blowing up the ass is a big scene in “Chumscrubber”, isn’t it?

JASON ISAACS- Smiles, I…snorts with laughter, possibly on the European dvd release.

The camera then cuts to the next interviewee.