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Craig Kilborn- Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. You asked for it, you got it. It’s time for Yambo.
Announcer- It’s time for Yambo, the brainiest game of skill and intelligence. Where Craig’s guests, Jimmy Kimmel and Jason Isaacs will face off against each other and against the clock. When the music stops, each player will have three seconds to answer Craig’s question, get three wrong and you lose, three right and you win. It’s Yambo time.
*shows Jason Isaacs and Jimmy Kimmel standing side by side onstage. Jimmy is holding an American flag and Jason is holding a British flag. Jason extends his hand to Jimmy for a handshake, when Jimmy reaches for it, Jason takes it away (lol). Jason smiles at him and Jimmy pokes him in the hip with the pole of his flag. They nod to each other. The scoreboards appear at the bottom of the screen and Craig walks up with his blue card of questions and begins circling them.*
*Music stops, Craig runs up to Jason Isaacs*
Craig
Kilborn-
Where are the 2000 Olympics held?
Jason Isaacs- Sydney, Australia
Craig Kilborn- That’s correct.
*Isaacs gets a point*
*music begins as Kilborn circles them again. When it stops he runs up to Kimmel*
Craig Kilborn- What do the initials DKNY stand for?
Jimmy Kimmel- Donna Karen New York.
Craig Kilborn- That is correct.
*Kimmel gets a point*
*Craig
circles them until the music stops then runs up to Isaacs*
Craig Kilborn- How many ‘p’s in Mississippi?
Jason Isaacs- mmm, two.
Craig Kilborn- That is correct.
*Isaacs looks shocked, his mouth drops and he gets another point, he wipes the sweat from his brow as the audience claps and laughs*
*Music plays and when it stops Kilborn runs to Kimmel*
Craig Kilborn- What color do yellow and blue make? (oh brother!)
Jimmy Kimmel- Green
Craig
Kilborn-
That is correct
Jimmy Kimmel- Yes! *throws back his head and gets another point*
*Music stops and Kilborn runs to Isaacs*
Craig Kilborn- Where’s Fenway Park?
Jason Isaacs- In…America
Craig Kilborn- Can’t accept that.
*he gets one strike as the audience goes “awww”*
Jason Isaacs- Ohhh, f*ck *shaking his head and mouths it again* That is so unfair.
*Kimmel and audience laughs*
Jimmy Kimmel- Quit whining, ya limey.
*Isaacs laughs*
*Music stops and Kilborn runs to Kimmel*
Craig Kilborn- What British actor am I impersonating? *does British accent* “Georgie girl, you’re not fat, you’re pleasantly plump, Georgie girl”.
Jimmy Kimmel- Uhhh, Benny Hill?
Craig Kilborn- That is incorrect.
*Kimmel gets a strike*
*Isaacs smiles and raises his hand but Kilborn walks right past him and Isaacs gives the look to the audience like “what the hell?” and they laugh*
Jason Isaacs- I know that.
*Music
stops and Kilborn runs up to Isaacs and does the
same impersonation*
Jason Isaacs- *smiling* That’s a perfect James Mason.
Craig Kilborn- That is correct. Right there, there’s your winner.
*Isaacs smiles as the confetti falls from the ceiling*
Announcer- Jason Isaacs is the winner of tonight’s Yambo.
*audience cheers and claps*
*Isaacs waves his flag in front of him until Kimmel grabs it and throws it on the ground and starts stomping on it*
Announcer- Congratulations Jason, you are one amongst winners.
